Tony says touch your head. Tony says never go outside ever again...
I was shocked when in 1997 my dyed in the wool conservative parents announced they were going to vote labour. I remember saying then that Tony Blair was Satan in a suit. I wasn't wrong.
Blair, the Supreme Meddler, back in his favoured messianic mode: having opened the borders without our consent, pushed us into the disastrous invasion of Iraq, tried his best to stymie the Brexit vote's success-although we're still awaiting some action-, toyed with vaccine/digital passports, now wants to impose another round of futile covid-containment-diktats.
If only we had the ultimate magic wand, to cause a permanent vanishing.